Today is a sad day because our all favorite WordPress Plugin was removed from the WordPress-Repository: PenisPress! If you don´t know what it does, here´s a brief Description:  “WordPress Penispress replaces every word in your blog post with the word penis!”.  That´s probably the coolest Plugin ever released. Period.

We do not know the reasons but i will not rest until we find out. You´re probably as outraged as me because of this.  Ryan proposed that it might wasn´t GPL compliant. I´m not sure about this. Let´s put it that way: May be the GPL is not PenisPress compliant? If so, it should be changed.  Or it isn´t GPL-related. May be Matt just doesn´t like Penises. I think that´s it. And it shouts “DISCRIMINATION” bigtime! Just because you have that mammary TLD in your URL you now hate on Penises. Be a man, Matt.

(substitute every reference in this video to Hulk Hogan with Matt Mullenweg)

If Matt doesn´t have anything to do with it, i really don´t know. But i´ll investigate. I even got my Dick Tracy Detective Equipment, which was a freebie in a Mickey Mouse Magazine when i was 6 years old, from the attic. Yes, D I C K Tracy, to investigate the Assassination of PenisPress on the WordPress-Repository. If you have any clues or theories, leave them in the comments.

PS: The Font i used in the Titlepicture will be available as a Freebie for download here soon.